After fighting against the devil and his hordes of giant squirrels in a well in Timbuktu, Mr Kitchenero experienced an enlightenment and was sold the pink colored Halo-of-Awesome-Knowingness by the local tour guide. At least that’s what he said. In our hypnotized state of hearing hundreds of his conquests (we actually got tired of him), we hired him as the resident guru of just about anything (now we can’t get rid of him). He can answer questions with flawless precision (we would like to believe). Questions like: who will you end up with in the future, is your father a secret agent, did the chef put hair in your soup, is the Loch Ness monster a carp in a costume, when will the world end and any question that you can possibly imagine. He said he knows them all.
Why don’t you try asking him the question of your lifetime?